What I want for Christmas

It is that time of year once again and I am getting into the mood to make a list of wants and needs for Christmas. Thanksgiving is over and with keyboard in hand here goes:

• A truly modular laptop- recently I had the opportunity to rebuild my 3 year old laptop. It had developed an intermittent problem that was heat related and it took a while to figure out that I needed to replace the motherboard. I would like someone to make a truly modular laptop so that I could purchase the required part and slap it back together. It took me several hours and an eBay purchase to fix my machine. It should not have to be this way.
• An operating system that is universal- I do not believe that computing OS for the end user has benefited from the current competition. We should have one that works, is bug free, and all applications work on it. Windows clearly does not fit this description, MAC might come close but not all the way. Vista is a long way from what I think we need too.
• Smart Network ports- I would like to be able to set up my computer for the services I need from a network, including the destinations I would like to go to, plug it in, and I get the services I need. This ideal set up would be made available to me wherever I go, to any enterprise network regardless of who's equipment it is built on. Think about roaming with your cell phone. Yes I know about 3G and 4G and 2.5G and all the variations but it used to work! I am not thinking that NAC in its current form is what we need.
• My Blackberry to work again- About a month ago my Blackberry stopped working on my BES account. I can receive emails but not send or respond from that account. I can send from other POP accounts but.... It turns out that there is an incompatibility between my software in the device and the BES software. Now if I could only convince the support guy of this I would be in great shape. It worked up until a month ago so one would think that rolling something back to that configuration would do the trick.
• Anti-virus software that does better than blocking 20% of the known infections.
• Real-time vital health statistics monitoring displayed on my wireless device. No wires or anything, just an implant that does all the work and sends the numbers to my screen. Blood pressure, cholesterol, EKG, EEG, blood sugar. I would be able to tell when it was time to eat, not eat, sleep, not sleep, and leave frustrating meetings before bad signs start to appear on the screen. I could keep my doctor fully informed in real time. No office visits, no problems. The perfect gift!